Saturday, May 19, 2012

Scanlation #7: Terror Blu Doppio 146 - Dimensione Zero

Today, I bring another scanlation that Groovy Veterans should recognize. Now you, too, can "not like Raquel's vagina" along with Helen as "Dimensione Zero" makes it's English debut!

Terror Blu Doppio #146: DIMENSIONE ZERO was first released on Wednesday, March 9th, 1983 by Ediperiodici. The artist (yet again) is Pier Carlo Macchi, and I'd bet a year's supply of torture tongs that Carmelo Gozzo had a hand in this plotline!

http://www.mediafire.com/?7n8t2ltv3khb55z

Mirrors:
https://rapidshare.com/files/3895895326/Terror_Blu_146__English___Akujo_.zip
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ngn24u

Till next time!

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Fumetti Bad Girls: Misteria, Cimiteria's daughter






Last time we met Cimiteria, she was hailed as the Queen of Scots. Unfortunately soon after that the British Army attacks her castle, destroying it. Cimiteria survives, but she suspects that it was Quasimodo who betrayed her to the Brits and follows his trail to Venice.


There she gets knocked out by lightning for a while, but eventually wakes up and confronts Quasimodo. He says he's innocent, but Cimiteria doesn't believe him. She does, however, decide to grant him his last wish: execution by vaginal electricity.


They start making love. But the lightning strike has neutralized the high voltage charge inside Cimiteria's uterus, and they reach a mutual climax without anyone dying.


Quasimodo escapes, and Cimiteria gets pregnant. She gives birth to a beautiful baby girl and names her Misteria, but later dies in a fire. Only the baby and her nanny survive.


The nanny adopts Misteria, and she grows up to be a beautiful, raven-haired maiden.


After killing her rapists, the girl discovers she likes the taste of human blood.


Menstrual blood is not an exception.


Later she loses her anal virginity to Satan, a thing that happens quite often to fumetti heroines.


When she meets Nusko, a sadistic nobleman living in a black castle, it's love at first sight.


But playing with blood has its consequences, in the end she turns into a vampire.


Did I already mention why she had sex with Satan? That was His reward for resurrecting Cimiteria from the land of the dead. Cimiteria, however, doesn't like her bloodthirsty daughter, and leaves her. The baby Misteria was born in issue 50 of Cimiteria, the adult Misteria creates bloody havoc through issues 51-54, and then nobody ever speaks about her again. Except here at The Groovy Age of Horror, where our love for her is eternal.    

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Scanlation #6: Playcolt #11, Series III - A Disneyland Ride La Morte


Hey, Groovy Agers!

The scanlation that I've been working away at won't quite be ready this month, so instead, I've finished up another that I had lying around from last year, which was already about 3/4 complete. Some of you may remember it from a post that Jaakko did a couple of years back.

Playcolt's sapphic arch-nemesis, Mandracca, attempts to get her revenge by throwing an ambush. Where else but at the "Happiest Place on Earth"? Our hero will visit all the legendary Disney attractions that the park is known for, such as the "Castle of Horrors", "Hansel and Gretel's cottage", and the amazing "Hall of Funhouse Mirrors"!

Playcolt #11 (Third series): A DISNEYLAND RIDE LA MORTE was first released on June 10th, 1974 by Edifumetto. I couldn't scrape up much in the way of credits for this one, other than to say that Playcolt was yet another creation of Renzo Barbieri, the founder of Edifumetto.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jqtm1qdntm1iqg8
Mirrors:
https://rapidshare.com/files/869380600/Playcolt_III_11__English___Akujo_.zip
http://www.sendspace.com/file/fzuq2e

Enjoy!

Thursday, April 05, 2012

What happened to Winnie Steinsler: the conclusion


So, your girlfriend Winnie Steinsler is trapped in a painting called The Orgy Of The Satyrs, the museum director is going to have her picture erased, and the only way to let someone out of The Orgy is apparently putting someone else in. What would a loving boyfriend do in this situation?

Well, you ask your police friend Beth to help. All she needs to do is to put out an APB for the girl who escaped from The Orgy when Winnie got trapped, then you can kick that girl back in, and Winnie will be free again. You even provide Beth with a picture of the original painting, so that she'll know what the escaped girl looks like.

But Beth just laughs at you, and calls you crazy.
So you grab Beth's revolver...
...and force her into the museum to look at the painting, hoping it will suck her in.
At first nothing happens, but then you remember that Winnie was talking very naughtily about the satyrs before she disappeared, maybe her dirty thoughts opened "the door"? Could be, therefore you rape Beth, growling obscenities into her ears, hoping her thoughts will turn dirty, too.

Works like a charm, suddenly it's Winnie around your manhood.

She doesn't really remember anything, and you quickly lead her out of the museum. Happy End ...mostly.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Incontri Blu N. 14: Che Fine Ha Fatto Winnie Steinsler? (What happened to Winnie Steinsler?), published in 1993

Houston, Texas. You're always horny and your girlfriend Winnie Steinsler is always horny, what more could you want?
She gets horny even in an art museum, when she sees this painting called "The orgy of the Satyrs".

You turn your back for a moment and chat with mister Mitchum, an old family friend...
...but when you decide to introduce Winnie to him, you can't find her anywhere.
You report her missing, but the cops don't seem to care much, she hasn't been gone that long. At night you see horrible nightmares about Winnie getting raped by satyrs while she begs you to rescue her from their grasp.
You go to the cops again. Your father is an influential man in Houston, and you use that for leverage. It gets results, a cop called Beth Emory is assigned to your case. Her colleagues think she's a lazy doofus, but she's introduced to you as one of the best investigators on the force.
When you and Beth go to the museum, you realize something horrible: Winnie is now a part of the Satyr painting. Your mind isn't playing tricks on you, she even has the same clothes she was wearing when she disappeared.
Beth and the director of the museum think it's just vandalism, and Beth suspects Winnie has done it herself, but you don't believe it. At night you dream again of Winnie and the satyrs, and also of this woman. Now where have you seen her before?
 



Well, my friend, look up: on panel four, she's the girl running away from the painting. She escaped, Winnie replaced her, logical, isn't it? Ah, but I see you're well ahead of me, you're already reading a book about the painting. Interesting stuff, isn't it? The orgy was painted in 1868 by a certain Donald Wanderlanger, and it was claimed that he killed one his models during the process, but no one could find the body. Hmmm, maybe he didn't kill her after all, maybe he just trapped her into the painting.

But no one believes your theory, and the museum director is planning to restore the painting to its former glory, erasing Winnie's picture in the process. Even Beth is just happily sucking some guy's cock.

So, Groovy Agers, what would YOU do? To what lengths would you go to save your girlfriend or boyfriend? Would you go to FUMETTI lengths? Think carefully before you answer now. If you like, you can publish your guesses about how this story will conclude on the comments section, I will later reveal the actual ending.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Original Fumetti Cover Art: Part 3

Demented here with yet another savory serving of my "spaghetti pulp". It's really tough choosing which ones to reveal and which ones to hold back. Don't wanna give away the farm. Gotta save some surprises for my upcoming book!

A few years into the peak of the genre's popularity the morality police waged an attack on the publishers of the "sexy fumetti". The publishers eventually won in court. But for a period of several months, in an act of self defense, publishers took it upon themselves to censor their new and re-issued editions. Publishers outside of Italy used photo modification to censor the covers. (Note the poor attempt to censor one of the books below.) But the Italian publishers, the very companies who created and held the original cover paintings, decided on a more distasteful approach. They censored their covers not through photographic modification but by painting underwear right on top of the original art! It makes no sense to me why they wouldn't prefer to modify a photo or negative instead of altering the original cover art. It's yet another example of how little respect publishers had for their cover art back in the day.

Though the erotic horror pulps were made in Italy, there were companies such as Elvifrance publishing translated versions for other European countries. So I'm including some Spanish and French printings below.












Monday, March 19, 2012

Not dead yet

Sorry to go on "hiatus" without warning, but for those who've expressed concern (and I do appreciate it), I am okay. A number of embarrassing corrections and retractions some while back made me think I'd fallen into a bad pattern and needed a break. Maybe it's time to end that and get back to business here.