Saturday, December 24, 2011

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!



Poor Virginia, she's been captured and drugged by Santa, who's about sell her body to his buddy Satan. But wait, a fumetti heroine might soon arrive to rescue her. All you have to do is call her name five times: Madame Brutal, Madame Brutal, Madame Brutal, Madame Brutal, Madame Brutal. Do this quickly, and I guarantee you a Merry Christmas!

10 comments:

Jaakko said...

Hurry up, folks, the clock is ticking!

Akujo said...

*gasp!*

Madame Brutal!

Jaakko said...

Yes, excellent, you can do it, Groovy Agers! Say her name four more times, and Madame will punish the evil Santa! Hurry!

Akujo said...

*shifts eyes*

Madame Brutal, Madame Brutal!

Jaakko said...

Things are not looking good for Virginia, Groovy Agers, only Akujo is trying to save her, everyone else is too busy worshipping the birthday of Baby Jesus. Will this be enough? Will Madame Brutal come to town and ring Hell's Bells for Santa? You'll find out on Boxing Day, meanwhile I urge you to scream and write her name as loud as you can!

Karl Ruben said...

Madame Brutal?

Akujo said...

...!

Jaakko said...

For those who wonder who Madame Brutal is, here's some background info: http://groovyageofhorror.blogspot.com/search/label/FUMETTI%20Madame%20Brutal

Of course she'll probably expect all sorts of creepy gratitude from Virginia, but at least Santa Claus will get punished.

Anyway, so far only Akujo and Karl Ruben have tried to help Virginia, and now Santa has apparently turned Akujo into a mute Geena Davis, a fate worse than death. What will happen to Virginia? Please please help her, Groovy Agers, please call Madame Brutal as soon as you can!!

Anonymous said...

Madame Brutal!

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to shove my knob up that girls bum.