Storie Viola N. 6: Magia Cosmica (Cosmic Magic), Published in April 1986

An excerpt from The Rapist's Guide to the Galaxy: "The Earth is mostly harmless, and thus a good place for some rape action."



"It's best to use your magic to melt your victim's hands together first, that will make the rape so much easier."



"After the rape remember to come all over the girl..."



"...because when your magical sperm reacts with her skin, it will create funky little Rape Demons to assist you."



"The little darlings can even do Nose Rapes and Orificeless Fisting!"



"And naturally they'll rape the fist-holes, too!"



"P.S. When you're done, it's polite to seduce the local sheriff's girlfriend..."



"...and leave the planet with her." The End.



And thus I ruined Groovy Age's chances to win any awards ...ever. I'm so sorry, Curt, but in the words of the great Ovid: "Video meliora proboque deteriora sequor." Which loosely translates as:



And if someone is interested in what actually happened in the story: well, the alien was a wizard, who was searching for latent magic-users amongst humans. As he knew that only a magic-user's touch can neutralize the demon-spawning power of his seed, he proceeded to rape all the women he saw until he found one that could take his money shot without any side effects. That lucky girl turned out to be the sheriff's girlfriend, who was more than happy to leave the Earth behind and explore the galaxies and her own powers with the alien. These kind of stories, where someone abuses humans in the search of some inner power/aberration, were very typical in Italian scifi-horror.