Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Terror Blu 30: Pazzia Elettronica (Electronic Madness)



Richmond, Virginia. A brilliant inventor is getting no support from his wife, and no sex either. The woman just doesn't respect his work at all.



So the guy orders his new invention to kill her.



Then he sprays some artificial skin on the invention, and presto, he now has an identical copy of his wife.



And the copy is much better than the original!



But one day a couple of sadistic rapists capture the robot wife and start to torture her with electricity.



The machine goes mad, kills them and decides to go watch a nazi exploitation flick.



She doesn't have a ticket, but luckily there's a penis available.



"Take it in your mouth, ticket seller girl!"



Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!



Kill!



Our "heroine" then goes to an amusement park, puts on a skull mask and starts ripping tits off in a Horror House.



Kill!



The inventor sacrifices himself to destroy the robot...



...or so it seemed to everyone else. Actually he used a robot copy of himself to do the deed, and is now on a plane to Europe, ready to start a new life. The End.



Interestingly enough my computer seems to be suffering from the electronic madness, too: Windows starts reeally slowly, the firewall (ZoneAlarm) starts slowly too, and everything is generally much slower. I've tried defragging and all that, but nothing's working. I hope it isn't a hardware problem, because I really don't want my computer to go tilt on me in the middle of The Terror Blu Month.

10 comments:

AndyDecker said...

those wacky mad inventors ... :-) Why couldn´t The Stepford Wives be not like that? *g

Anonymous said...

just in case anyones interested...

i just got back from Rome and found the first ive ever seen coffee table-type book on horror fumetti called "vietare al minori" (something like "forbidden to minors" a common warning on 70s fumetti)

its got loads of covers of what looks like just about every major type of fumetti (vartan, isabella, terror, etc.) and lots of background info (in italian, of course)and looks to be the start of a series.

This one featured the vampire women (zora, jacula, sukia and hyra)with several full stories of each.

the cover is from Sukia #1 one of the best covers ever. lots of copies at fetrillini international bookstores. buy a copy so they will produce more:-)18 euros.

keny from prague

Curt Purcell said...

I love it that this features a Nazi exploitation movie in the background!! Great one, Jaakko!

And Kenny--thanks for mentioning that! Who's the author/editor? Could you provide a link, please?

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Ah, Curt, sorry, i wish i could. I accidentally left my copy in the flat in Rome (long story)and wont get it back till august. id only had time to glance at it and dont remember anything else (editor, etc.)and wrote this from memory. i tried finding it on google but couldnt, i was hoping someone more computer-savy than me could find it.
sorry:-(
Keny from prague

Jaakko said...

Keny,

is it Vietato ai Minori?
http://www.liberonweb.com/
asp/libro.asp?ISBN=8817016063

Anonymous said...

you got it, Jaako! (forgot to conjugate) Do you own it? is it any good? As i said i forgot my copy (still kicking myself for that) and wont get it back for a month. but it looked good.
Keny

ps thanks for review

Jaakko said...

Keny,

no, unfortunately I don't have it, finding the link was just a lucky guess. The book seems nice, though :-)

raymond said...

Courtney Love should so play that robot if this is ever filmed.

Jerry said...

Raymond, friggin' awesome call on the Courtney Love covergirl comment!!!

The theme song should be "Doll Parts" from Hole.

AndyDecker said...

Thanks Keny!
Great tip.